Sunday, June 21, 2009

Shark Tank

If you were being chased by a tank, and you just couldn't out run it, you're screwed, unless...
Use the safety zone between the treads! Nothing can hurt you there. If by the off chance, you have a light saber, you can pull a Luke Skywalker and throw a thermal detonator inside while you're down there.

Seeing that I'd most likely be in the tank trying to run people over, I've been thinking of a way to make the safety zone unsafe. I have determined the most hazards solution is a row of sharks tied to the bottom side of the tank. They wouldn't be just any ol' sharks either. These sharks would be hungry, hungry for human flesh.So, would you rather be run over by the very large, very heavy tank or eaten by the man eating sharks?