Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Caption Contest #1

Everyone loves a good caption contest! Lets give it a whirl. You may post as many captions as you'd like. The winner gets 5 points! 5 FREAKING POINTS! Anywho, round #1... GO:

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Someone out there on twitter was reading my mind. Do it again, and I'm calling the thought police.

"I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?"

Sunday, February 19, 2012

One Dead, Suspect Missing

After a tragic event, the cast of Disney's "Winnie the Pooh" are left in a state of mourning and disbelief.

In the late hours of Friday night, neighbors reported a domestic dispute is an apartment complex in Harrisonburg, VA. Police arrived on the scene minutes later, only to find the body of a decapitated tiger. The tiger's identity has not been confirmed, but there has been great speculation that the deceased is none other than the lovable, bouncy-trouncey, fun fun fun fun, Tigger. The cast is in shock.

"I was soundly asleep in my bed dreaming of my garden when I heard a loud crash." said Rabbit. "I knew there was going to be trouble when he used the last of Pooh's honey as hair gel." "Sometimes Tigger was just plain reckless."

Witnesses put the show's star, Pooh, at the place of the crime. "He came up the stairs. Some stuff happened. That's all I know, but you probably already knew..." said Eeyore.

Both Kanga and Roo had seen Pooh just hours before the incident muttering to himself and frantically looking for something. Roo recalls the suspect as having a "rummbly in his tummbly" and "crazy eyes." 

The suspect was last seen fleeing the seen right after the altercation. Owl caught a glimps of Pooh hijacking Piglet and making a "wobbly and improbably quick escape" on his friend's shoulders.

The police are on the lookout for the crazed and suspected killer bear. 

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day

I Ho Ho Hope you're having a happy Valentines day!

We were ordered to take the "Valentines" tree down a couple weeks ago. What is this world coming to!?

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Google+ Face Recognition

See anything odd?

Stephen, this is your jacket  favorite jacket  bodyguard  soul mate.
You're not ashamed of me, are you?