SNOWPOCALYPSE 2010

The end is near, but Kroger still has eggs.

Green Beans

Next time you eat green beans, watch. It's NASTY

BAN THE GREEN BEAN TODAY

Viral Comment

"Genial dispatch and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you on your information."

What the heck is this? At first I thought that someone had found my blog to be a goldmine of outside-of-the-box ideas, but then i got jealous, and wondered who could share my fame. Which brought me to "Genial dispatch."

A quick google search revealed nothing other then the exact same poor english comment by Mr. Anonymous. Way to get my hopes up, you toilet licking low life. Now I know I was just another victim of a viral comment.

And I like pizza

Chad

This is Chad. Chad is in the special class because, well, he bites. He wears a sign each day on his shirt as a warning to those he may come in contact with. The mittens ducktaped to his hands prevent him from removing these signs, or causing bodily harm with them.
Some of his signs have included:

DON'T TOUCH, BITES
DO NOT CORNER
ANGERED BY SNIVELING
TOUCHING (with a big red line through it)
SPOOKED BY APPLAUSE
GOES FOR EYES

and my personal favorite:

SEIZURES MAY BE A TRAP

Now don't get me wrong. My child will not be a monster (nor a redhead) like Chad, but one sure fire way to keep bullies away is to wear a different shirt with a sign each day. Instead of the clever "Trust me. I'm a professional" my kid would wear "WARNING: FINGERS LOOK LIKE HOTDOGS"

Just a thought.

Who's up for a road trip?

It's a bird
It's a plane
HOLY CRAP IT'S A CARNOTAURUS!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus