All your wall street are belong to US

Am I really the only one on the internet that caught this? A gamer outside? In the sunlight? It has to be fake.

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All your _______ are belong to us

Math is EVERYWHERE

Who says they never use math?

I use it all the time, and my drugs stay super fresh!



On a lighter note, "feathers."

Life Lesson from Cookie Dough

To my son:

Just adding please doesn't mean you'll get your way.

Love,

Dad

IN YOUR FACE DOUGHBOY! NOM NOM NOM! mmm mmmmmmm.

(I'm talking to the Pillsbury guy, not my kid.)

What gets me through my day

5th Grade School Bus Chatter

So, in the middle of giving a canned final exam on XP this afternoon, I noticed this gem of an answer:

The first thing that came to mind was an insult exchange heard back in elementary school.

"Yo momma wears combat boots!"

"Oh yeah? Yo momma's like a machine gun. She shoots out stuff."

And before you all start asking what the correct answer is I'll break it down for you:

6345789

  7 characters using only numbers = 10000000 combinations

  Not enough.

PaSsWoRd

  8 characters using lower and uppercase letters = 53459728531456 combinations.

  Common dictionary word.

8hG

  3 characters using lower and uppercase letters AND numbers = 238328 combinations.

  Too few characters.

Your mother wears size 12 Army Boots!?!

  39 characters using lower and uppercase letters, numbers, AND special characters =

  1.3527595427905617188002050084675e+77 OR a little more than 132 Quattuorvigintillion.

  This is the correct answer. (Yes, Windows XP allows the space character in passwords.)