Tuesday, November 22, 2011

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, and the Grinch has already stolen Christmas. A lot of Christmas.


And apparently he's a truck driver.

To myself - "hmmm. smells like Christmas behind this truck"

Monday, November 21, 2011

Million Dollar Ideas: DIY 3D TV

Yes folks, I've done it again. DIY3DTV. No, it's not a serial number, it's a dream come true.

Problem:
The biggest issue we have with real life is that it's real, and we have to walk around and turn our heads to see and experience things. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just stare in one direction and not have to interact at all to acquire the same experience?

Solution:
TV

But if you want the fullest bestest experience, with things popping out at you and the like, a lot of money is required. The more time you spend making money, the less time you'll have to enjoy your better TV. It's a vicious cycle of spending more time working and spending less time experiencing life... in front of your TV.
UNTIL NOW


Expensive, boring flat-screen TV:


AWESOME 3D TV:
usually free on craigslist or your parents basement!

I actually believe that the 2 tube television setup could work for 3D broadcasts, and you wouldn't even need glasses! All you'd have to do is focus on a dot 10 feet behind the TVs. Now, go forth and enjoy hours of DIY 3D programming!

Caution: Prolonged DIY 3D use may result in eye strain, headaches, and chicken-pock vision.