As Seen on TV!

"Tired of having your vomit splash you in the face?"

"Unlock the hidden acoustic properties of your toilet!"

"Ever wish you could breath sewer gas without having to smell sewer gas?"

"But wait... It's also inflatable!"

"Easier than siphoning gas from your neighbor's car!"

Anyone got any more?

Ho Ho Hope You're Ready For This

Isn't killing people in their sleep on Christmas against some gentleman's code or something?
This has always disturbed me a little.

Hitler Channel, now in HD!

After watching several programs about Hitler in a row this weekend, I've come to two conclusions:

1. Hitler was full of contradictions, but I believe the largest was the half-assed execution of his own salute. He either sticks his arm out like he's pointing at someone right in front of him with all his fingers, or swats at a fly buzzing by his right ear. Way to lead by example...

2. Once again, as to the Nazi salute, everyone other than Hitler looks as though they're hailing a cab. 

Toaster Strudel Creations (NOT a business idea)

Boston cream pie is not the best of flavors, and perhaps is the reason they lasted for more than a day in my freezer. The interesting thing is that it comes with brown frosting.

Top Tip: If your icing is too hard from sitting in the freezer, 3 seconds in the microwave does the trick.

She does. 

Hi dad!

My dad may look a little like a muppet on the strudel...

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2011! WoOt