TOO HOT FOR FALL

Amid this blisteringly hot fall heatwave, I bring you a cool new game to play with your family and friends:

Hit It Like A Soccer Ball

-- A game that makes you use your head --

The game is played as follows:

1. One player makes a snowball, and tosses it at their partners head.
2. The other player tries to hit the snowball with their head.
3. Players switch sides and repeat steps 1 and 2.

Behold! The perfect snowball:

The victim:

FIRE!!!

Remember that if you get tired and sit down, the game just becomes a snowball fight.

And robots are strong.

Pirates Like Cold Weather

That's right folks, it's September! The "R" [arrrrrr] months have returned. Time to remove the window ac units and put up the plastic covers. It's gonna get cold out there... in a few weeks... hopefully.

Think snowy thoughts! You can never start too early.