Poem 2

POOPY PANTS
By ME

I'm so glad
I don't have poopy pants
smells real bad
I even kill the plants!
I'm so proud
I'm making a milk shake
not pooping pants
is easy as cake

I'm so glad
I don't have poopy pants
my milk shake
is filling up with ants!
I hate ants
they are not so fun
so i will
shoot them with my gun

I'm so glad
I don't have poopy pants
you're glad too
lets do a little dance!
We'll hop and skip
and run and jump
And then we'll - WAIT -
I just took a dump.