Not for the Habitual Grass Cutter

Lawn moving is something that we've all been brainwashed trained to do often. Did you ever wonder if you were doing the right thing? Did you ever question this monotonous act of delawnation? It may seem like a stretch, but the manufacturers of fertilizers, lawn mowers, and ankle socks are in cahoots to keep you mindlessly trimming, all the livelong day.

Well folks, if you can afford the anxiety medications to let your lawn grow out a bit, just look what fun you can have! The possibilities are plentiful!

If you can't have fun with your lawn, you'd might as well pave it over and draw grass on it with chalk.

Hey, that could be fun too!

Goodbye Summer! Good Riddance.

The Fall Equinox may not be until September 23 at 5:05 in the morning, but Kroger has already declared it fall. I think it's about time.

Mad Cupcake Skills

So what could possibly be better than Starwars or cupcakes?

Starwars-cupcakes, OF COURSE!

I know it's been a while since we actually made these cupcakes, but I was reminded while tagging faces in my picasa albums. (And just in case you were wondering how to get  to work with web albums, I've had luck in re-downloading albums, and then syncing them after I've added faces. Sucks, but it works.)

Now that's some mad cupcake skills. We made most of the main characters into tasty tasty cupcakes with the intent of recreating the films puppet style. Unfortunately, they took forever to make and were far to tasty not to eat. On the up side, I did get portraits before they were devoured. Enjoy!

National Treasure

The dollar bill is trying to tell me something. The next clue!

Hmmm... must be some masonic fart joke.

More Power, Captain!

Just when you though life couldn't get any better... Look at this gigantic jug of barbecue sauce!

And you can tell that this stuff is deluxe for a few reasons:

• They spelled "deluxe" correctly
• It's made in the USA
• The contents are measured in ENERGY

That's right folk, 320 million joules in every bottle!