ART: Momma Bird

If you had to, would you do it?


I sure would. Heck, I'd even regurgitate food for baby alligators. Though I'd have on stipulation. No green stuff. This homie don't play that.

Land of the Lost: Richmond Style

Where do hobos come from? What do hobos do all day? When they get hungry, do they eat pigeons? If hobos stopped eating pigeons, would pigeon overpopulation threaten city life as we know it?

Some may consider the hobos a spark of character for the city, or a "fact of life" when living in an urban environment. Personally, I think hobos bring as much character as a herd of rabid ally cats. (I'd hate to be the shepard of that herd. Sorry, no picture.)

I can only think of two possible solutions to this problem/crisis which plagues the city.

PLAN A: Hobo Zoo
Take all the hobos and put them in a zoo. Works for me.
"Mom, what's that smell?"
"I think it's the elephant cage, dear. No. No, it's the hobo cage.

Unfortunately, due to "the economy" this isn't an option.

PLAN B: Mars Rover meets RoboCop

Richmond VA.
The jewel of Virginia, that doesn't look much like a jewel, because it's covered in trash and hobo urine.

Bad Habits: Smoking

For the efficient pack-per-day smoker:

And for those wondering,
Yes, I knew this guy.
Yes, it was my idea.
Yes, I took this picture.

No, he didn't make it through freshman year.

Quiz Time: Coolest Super Hero

It's that time again! Time to play, QUIZ TIME. Today's question:

AND THE ANSWER IS...

Which Super Hero is the coolest:

A. Superman
B. Spiderman
C. Batman
D. Aquaman

DUH. He can fly, Lift really big stuff, stop bullets, etc. But most of all, his inspiration comes from Carlie Brown.

Good job to all of you who chose Superman. Everyone that got this answer right gets $10.

Am I the Only One?

Has anyone every asked you what you want for Christmas, and you answer "I want a pony" and the person laughs and walks away, then come Christmas, no pony?

I know Santa, and the excuse I get is, "Ho ho ho, a pony is too big to lug around all Christmas eve."

Well, Santa, I have a few thoughts on that topic.
1. Avoid lugging all night. Come to my house first.
2. I see people in commercials getting cars as gifts. Are they heavier then a Pony?
3. Pizza.Another cheap trick is getting some fake plastic pony.Maybe the elves need to make ponies that can fly, like reindeer, with computer chips in their brains that guide them to kids houses. I totally want a flying pony with a guidance system, kinda like a living breathing RIDE-ABLE tomahawk cruise missile! I'd be the coolest kid on the block.

Santa must have a real issue with scope creep.