Quiz Time: Toddler Food

What tasty seed (shown below) is my son not very good at digesting?

A. Acorn

B. Avocado

C. Coconut

D. Poppy

Feel free to click on the photo to see the actual size.

WW3 Driving Ace

On my way to work this morning, I had a thought. Two intriguing things combined make good fantasy plot lines. For example, space - western. WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK? Well, it's my turn now. Let's give it a whirl with things that I find interesting, shall we?

Combat pilots

(Thanks to many hours infront of the History Channel)

How cool are these guys!? They mark their aircraft every time they take out an enemy. I should mark my flyswatter every time I take out a flying insect. Minor victories, but victories none the less.

 Pedestrians Points

(Thanks to living near a college campus)

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both). Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points! Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

Now, with the 2 combined, we get Driving Aces!
Let's put decals on our cars for people we run over. OH WAIT... I've already seen a few on the road, generally on larger vehicles (vans, suvs) but I'm sure smaller cars can over take their temporary dominance.

+2 for the fish

+5 for Hawaiian shirts shorts?

+20 for the surfer/skier combo

zombies count double

+5,000,000

NOT A TOY

My little girl will probably end up a geek. 

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, and the Grinch has already stolen Christmas. A lot of Christmas.

And apparently he's a truck driver.

To myself - "hmmm. smells like Christmas behind this truck"

Million Dollar Ideas: DIY 3D TV

Yes folks, I've done it again. DIY3DTV. No, it's not a serial number, it's a dream come true.

Problem:

The biggest issue we have with real life is that it's real, and we have to walk around and turn our heads to see and experience things. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just stare in one direction and not have to interact at all to acquire the same experience?

Solution:

TV

But if you want the fullest bestest experience, with things popping out at you and the like, a lot of money is required. The more time you spend making money, the less time you'll have to enjoy your better TV. It's a vicious cycle of spending more time working and spending less time experiencing life... in front of your TV.

UNTIL NOW

Expensive, boring flat-screen TV:

AWESOME 3D TV:

usually free on craigslist or your parents basement!

I actually believe that the 2 tube television setup could work for 3D broadcasts, and you wouldn't even need glasses! All you'd have to do is focus on a dot 10 feet behind the TVs. Now, go forth and enjoy hours of DIY 3D programming!

Caution: Prolonged DIY 3D use may result in eye strain, headaches, and chicken-pock vision.