National Treasure

The dollar bill is trying to tell me something. The next clue!

Hmmm... must be some masonic fart joke.

More Power, Captain!

Just when you though life couldn't get any better... Look at this gigantic jug of barbecue sauce!

And you can tell that this stuff is deluxe for a few reasons:

• They spelled "deluxe" correctly
• It's made in the USA
• The contents are measured in ENERGY

That's right folk, 320 million joules in every bottle!

Google Maps Puzzle Fail

So, I'm not 100% sure why this is, but the George Washington National Forest boundaries (in green) seem a little off in this Google map:

I'm just guessing here, but I believe that the green wavy border should match up with the blue wavy line. So they'd look more like this:

It may not be Google's fault. I don't know where they get their National Forest boundary data. It may be a magnetic/true north issue, or an astronaut sneezed near a GPS satellite when they were collecting the data. Who knows. I'd just like it fixed. It's a eye sore, and obvious mistake. Come on Google...
http://maps.google.com/?ll=38.797176,-78.408394&spn=0.156531,0.439453&z=12

Cuffed at the Car Wash

He couldn't stand with one foot in the air. I'm guessing he didn't study for this test. I blame XBox.

But honestly, I never though watching a DUI test would look so much like a 4 year old's first dance lesson.

Warm vanilla coke tastes like marshmallow

Just trust me.